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[14 Apr 2005|10:11pm]
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The name of your zombie infested home town.
Your zombie killing weapon of choice.
How much do zombies scare you?
Oh noes!!11 A zombie! What do you do?
Blasting zombies left and right with a freaking twelve guage. What do you think?ankha12
Curled into a fetal position crying their eyes out.ankha12
Is pwning some zombies with Don't Stop Me Now playing in the background.fashmagslag
Is sitting at home watching CNN and eating ice cream.cockrock_fluzee
Get ripped to pieces by the zombies. Bummer.cherrydemon
Is the zombie king who you must destroy to end the zombie menace.pturing
Number of zombies you decapitate.313
Chances you survive the zombie swarm.
82%
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MY WAR!!!! [25 Mar 2005|07:02pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

i have now declared war against my boss. today me and several men went down to the teamsters local 988 and in ten days we will have a comittee formed to take over coca cola of south east texas. once the commitee is formed my job will be federally protected by law meaning they cant fire me and then they will be mailed my declaration of war i hope i get to see the fat bastards face when he reads it. those corprate fucks fucked with the wrong goddamn zombie. as well the teamsters are flying a representative down from washington dc to meet with me and discuss the terms of the contract we are proposing this will take time to get done six months to a year but in the end i win the the workers win and the bosses lose

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[25 Mar 2005|11:07am]
Advanced Big 30 Personality Test Results
Sociability ||| 2%
Aggressiveness ||| 2%
Assertiveness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 76%
Activity Level |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Excitement-Seeking ||||||||||||||| 45%
Enthusiasm |||||||||||| 36%
Extroversion |||||||||||| 40%
Trust ||| 6%
Morality ||| 3%
Altruism |||||| 15%
Cooperation ||| 1%
Modesty ||||||||||||||||||||| 69%
Sympathy ||| 1%
Friendliness |||||| 15%
Confidence |||||||||||||||||||||||| 79%
Neatness |||||| 16%
Dutifulness ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 95%
Achievement ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 93%
Self-Discipline |||||||||||||||||||||||| 77%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 52%
Orderliness ||||||||||||||||||||| 68%
Anxiety ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 91%
Volatility |||||| 17%
Depression ||||||||||||||| 49%
Self-Consciousness ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 94%
Impulsiveness ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 98%
Vulnerability |||||||||||| 38%
Emotional Stability |||||||||||| 36%
Imagination |||||||||||||||||| 51%
Artistic Interests |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Introspection ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 95%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 39%
Intellect ||||||||||||||||||||| 62%
Liberalism |||||||||||||||||||||||| 76%
Openmindedness ||||||||||||||||||||| 68%
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[25 Mar 2005|09:25am]
The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...nail your door shut and sit in the corner of your house with a gun pointed at your windows, in case "they" arrive.
Then, after lunch...leap on random pedestrians and demand that your need for piggy back rides be sated, lest you kill again.
Dinner will consist of...the souls of all those who do not acknowledge the true scope of your dark power, with scones.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...scream at random people that the sky is falling, shortly before you hit them over the head with a mallet.
At the height of your madness, you will callankha12
And the two of you will proceed to...do dozens of shots of that thick blue liquid usually used to clean combs, then spend the rest of the night alternating between vomiting and talking about how much you love each other.
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Workers of the World Unite!!! [20 Mar 2005|08:02pm]
[ mood | cynical ]

friday ive got several men going down to the teamsters hall with me to try to get my job organized. as of recent developments if this happens i am a shoe in for the position of shop stuart.this is a step in the right direction for my company who has been abusing its workers and a very large step forward in my career goals. being a shop stuart by the age of 32 and the fact that im currently on the safety committee will mean a great deal of respect to me from management as well its a step in the right direction for getting a job in the teamsters hall where i can actually make a difference in the way labor is abused in this redneck, good ole boy; right to work state!!!! i just really hope it goes through because i am taking a big risk and i hope its worth it

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question of the day [16 Feb 2005|04:36pm]
why do larger women who claim to be proud of their size and say men perfer a woman with a little meat on their bones cram themselves into corssetes to attempt to look thinner?
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[08 Feb 2005|04:46pm]
Your College Life by highfivejunkie
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What will you study?
Your Roomatepturing
The Football Playerdigitalusrex
The Cheerleadermidgardsorm
The Band Geekmichael_morbid
Highly involved in their Frat/Sororitycriminelle
The Crazy Drunkcarloscov
The College Slutindigospider
Your Significant Otherankha12
The Creep that sneaks into girl's showerscherrydemon
Likeliness you'll graduate: 92%
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[12 Dec 2004|05:25pm]
What part of your body do you find the most useless?hair
Does the height of a person intimidate you?yes im terrified of people shorter than me
Would you eat raw mountain oysters?no
Who on livejournal do you want to go to a bar with?cock_rock_fluzee
Who on livejournal would you like to go shopping with?ankha12
Who on livejournal would you most like to meet in person?
If you could have one fling with anyone on livejournal, who?
Would you risk your life for anyone on Livejournal?fuck no
Would you drink after everyone on your friends list?no some of my friends are icky
Who on livejournal do you wish you could go back and change the past with?ghoulycat
If you could leave your life right now and travel freely anywhere as long as you wanted would you?yea
Are you more of a dreamer or a realist?realist
Are you in love with anyone and they don't know?no
What question to you get asked often that annoys you most?
What do you collect most? dust
Would other people consider you more selfless or more self-centered?selfless but then they dont understand my true motives (muhahahahahahaahhaa)
Have you ever had doubts about your sexuality?no
Do you do political research or just mostly believe and repeat what you hear?research
If you had to listen to only three musicians/groups who would they be?the swans, current93, & black flag
How easily do you seem to fall in love?not very
What would you say are your bests gifts or talents?talents
What is your favorite hairstyle and color of someone you would be attracted to?anything but a weave
What do you regret most in your past?i dont regret my past it made me a stronger person and made me capable of seeing through peoples bullshit.
Would you say you had a good, fair, or bad childhood?i surviveved it
Would you say you are judgmental or do you take time to understand people?i understand people and i dont like them
What is the first letter in the name of the person you have loved most in life?A
What would you change about your physical features if any?nothing
Name three people at least, that you find most interesting on livejournal?ankha12, digitaluserex, & cock_rock_fluzee
Are you afraid of getting older?no
Are you, for the most part, satisfied with your life?no

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[12 Dec 2004|05:08pm]
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN A THEATER:saw
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW:not currently reading anything
FAVORITE BOARD GAME:shoots and ladders
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: swank
FAVORITE SMELLS: cofee
COMFORT FOOD: coffee and ciggarretes
FAVORITE SOUNDS: farts
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:waking up
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING:oh shit im late for work
FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE:white castle
FUTURE CHILD'S NAME: im not in the mood to breed id rather be able to go on nice vacations and drive nice cars
FINISH THIS STATEMENT: "IF I HAD A LOT OF MONEY, I WOULD":retire in prague
DO YOU DRIVE FAST:yes
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL: no
STORMS -- COOL OR SCARY:pretty
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR:chevy silverado
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:wild turkey
FINISH THIS STATEMENT,'IF I HAD THE TIME, I WOULD LOVE TO': sleep in
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI:no
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE: blue
GLASS HALF-EMPTY OR FULL:the glass will break if you touch it and you will need several stitches
HOW MANY CITIES/TOWNS HAVE YOU LIVED IN: 4
FAVORITE PLACE TO RELAX: bed
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: hockey
WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED: a body
TOILET PAPER/ PAPER TOWEL--OVER OR UNDER: over

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what happens in vegas stays in vegas, like my money [29 Oct 2004|11:08am]
[ mood | overstimulated ]

well went to vegas played some blackjack lost my ass but had a great time.i often got to drink free wild turkey for breakfast. the people who worked the casino were so nice while they took my money it really didnt bother me. i gotta look at it like paying for the entertainment and the vast quantities of free booze. if i ever get to be bill gates rich i wouldnt mind retiring and living in a casino. if the hindus are right and we do come back as cows i want to come back as kobe. its better than veal. the cows are raised on a diet of beer and given massages daily in order to tenderize the meat before they go to slaughter i figure thats the good life for a cow. only one dissapointment was i wish we had scheduled the trip one day later because the cramps were playing in vegas the day we left and i would have loved to have seen that.

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VEGAS TOMMOROW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [24 Oct 2004|02:31pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

VIVA LAS VEGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[17 Oct 2004|04:20pm]
you are darkolivegreen
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Your dominant hues are green and yellow. There's no doubt about the fact that you think with your head, but you don't want to be seen as boring and want people to know about your adventurous streak now and again.

Your saturation level is medium - You're not the most decisive go-getter, but you can get a job done when it's required of you. You probably don't think the world can change for you and don't want to spend too much effort trying to force it.

Your outlook on life is slightly darker than most people's. You try to see things for what they are and face situations honestly. You'd rather get to the point than look for what's good.
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happy to be cooking [17 Oct 2004|03:59pm]
[ mood | productive ]

well tonight angie will be 1 of the few lucky people to have experienced my world famous cajun smothered pork chops. im wgetting my cast iron skillet ready. i must warn her they are rich in cholesterol and have been known to cause heartburn.

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quack shack company doctors suck [14 Oct 2004|06:13pm]
[ mood | pissed off ]

i injured myself at work last night i was pulling a dolly of soda up a handi capped ramp to put it in the store the load was heavy the ramp steep the ground slippery and wet. both legs slid out from under me and the heavy fully loaded dolly came crashing down on top of me i caught the dolly and kept about 250 lbs from smashing into me. needles to say i fucked up my back. today i was sent to the company doctor at the quack shack and he gave me a prescription for naproxin for pain and inflamation and some creme for muscle pain relief i am in pain!!!!! he also put me on light duty. refused to give me a referall to go to my chiropractor because they dont recognize chiropractors as medical doctors. so i have to pay for my own chiropractic i get to the pharmacy hand them my scrip the pharmacist says this is all medical names for over the counter treatments hands me a bottle of alieve and a tube of therogesic a bengay like substance i laugh at her and said why didnt the doctor tell me that in the first place ive got this stuff at home allready. thank you for a big waste of time doc. they did however do a drug screen on me wich is all the company cares about i think. so now im at home taking real meds that were prescribed last time i hurt myself by a real doctor my doctor last time i was injured.( 500 miligrams darvocette,15 miligram flexeralls, and just for shits and giggles im taking some alieve too after all it is a decent anti inflamitory even if it doesn' really do a GODDAMN THING FOR PAIN!!!!

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New Hobbies [25 Sep 2004|04:44pm]
[ mood | artistic ]

Im taking up a new hobby!!! Photography im currently looking for models so if your a fat dumpy girl whoes daddy never paid her enough attention and willing to work for free i will be willing to lie to you and tell you you are attractive.hell if you let me take close up pictures of your cunt ill tell you that you could be the next Cindy Crawford. One more thing although i make plenty of money working i dont think i should have to pay for my own camera so im gonna open up a paypal acct so you guys can give me money.

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[18 Sep 2004|11:42am]
[ mood | happy ]

im a very happy zombie today. see as a truck driver im stuck spending much of my day listening to the radio. flipping through the cannels thursday i discovered houston finally got a channel that carries the Howard Stern show. this is one of the only things i missed about being in Michigan other than descent union wages wich i realize i will never see in an exploitation state like Texas. but anyway my days have just gotten a little better besides i bet clear channel is gonna be losing allot of money in this area wich is nice because clear channel sux

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[29 Aug 2004|06:24pm]

What The Hell Happened Last Night?
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What did you drink?
You wake up in the morning next to: cockrock_fluzee
...who is wearing: lipstick and mascara
...and rolls over to you to say: Wanna do that thing with the broccolli again?
...and then: chloroforms you
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[29 Aug 2004|12:23pm]
[ mood | excited ]

viva las vegas

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[26 Aug 2004|09:19pm]
I AM 89% ASSHOLE/BITCH!
89% ASSHOLE/BITCH
I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican-dinner-ass-drip.
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[26 Aug 2004|09:15pm]
I AM 85% PUNK ROCK!
85% PUNK ROCK
I am PUNK AS FUCK! The model punk. I care not for anything. I kick ass, but probably smell really bad.
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